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August 08 2017

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Educator Takeover

What’s better than seeing a giant cane toad? Learning about their impacts on the Australian ecosystem as an invasive species of course! Michael, the cane toad—get it? Michael the CANE toad—is one of the many live animal presentation creatures present at the aquarium. Stop by the Blue Planet Action Center during the course of your visit for an up-close encounter with this enthralling amphibian.








Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this. 

Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.

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I found him 3 months ago weighing 2lbs at 6 months old. Clearly he realizes he’s hit the good life jackpot.

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My girlfriend took this majestic picture of Fry

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Like mother, like daughter

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Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

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Meet Charlie, one of four outside rescues.

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Hi friends. This is our new comics TEST. This one means a lot to us and we really hope you like it.

We put out a digital comic book today containing our stories TEST, ARK, and MIDNIGHT RADIO. It’s hi res, DRM free and pay what you want. You can download it at: Gum.co/theworld

If you would like to support us creating more stories like these, please consider buying a copy. If you can’t, no worries. Please download and enjoy the book!

Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. Contact: elavski@gmail.com

That was…..wow


Well. I need a full length novelization of this.

Just… wow

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Alex Hirsch is a treasure 

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this is my favorite ask ive gotten in the entire 3 years ive been on this website

Well… Does it?

i almost spit out my water.


my favorite anime, Fuck My Ass


August 07 2017

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The GIF above is from one of Thomas Edison’s early films from 1894. The 23 second film features two cats boxing, complete with custom-made gloves and boxing ring. According to the Library of Congress, the footage was filed by Raff & Gamon, Edison’s distributors at the time, under the description, “A very interesting and amusing subject.“ 

Thoughts at 320pm...

I love rabbits, I love watching them run around and play and all of that stuff…

If I ever end up moving here, I’m getting some sort of outdoor rabbit feeder and overhead shelter/protection for them. 

Also we had two baby geckos in the house today… dunno how they got in!

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We are being lazy. I have not even started packing.

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This is Moo Goo. He has big green eyes and looks like a soot sprite. He’s cute and i love him. He likes watching YouTube videos with me and when I’m sad he lays on me.



One bonus of being An Adult ™ is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the young interns cry inside

a fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing shark and, while looking one intern right in the eye, went “Man is that bae or what huh?” and the look on his face was something i will treasure for years

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Such a lazy caturday for Mr. Boss

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