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May 23 2018

Thoughts at 3am

I need a new cat or a new gf…

going to bed after a long, hard day and not having something to say I love you too or have something love you back… sucks

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browsedankmemes:

My cat is a complete moron via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2kcMrOi

annevbonny:

@ the rest of the world, get on istanbul’s level with respect to cats 

sindri42:

sindri42:

redrepose:

captainsnoop:

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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ugh-as-ifff:

Enjoy some pictures of my gorgeous babes. The absolute loves of my life. My sun, moon, and stars 😽

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coolcatgroup:

There she goes again with the blinds 😁‼️

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my-wanton-self:

Honestly guys, just do 100 every morning and I swear you’ll have killer abs in no time.

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camdenshoegaze:

that really depeches my mode

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coolcatgroup:

Meowdy howdy

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neaq:

There are three species of lionfish in our Armored and Venomous exhibit, including this beautiful clearfin lionfish.
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#beautiful #venomous #lionfish #newenglandaquarium

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thesilencedmasses:

adminover20:

radglawr:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS
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May 22 2018

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